uesp:

“The great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to ‘em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her.“No, I am a messenger of death.” You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won’t be seeing age six!“

–Gogron gro-Bolmog, Dark Brotherhood Assassin

expressions-of-nature:

Iceland by Max Böttinger

meanplastic:

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

inferior:

6pm in New York

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

bisexuael:

tomorrow is really another day huh

bulletsgee:

very big

dietcrackcocaine:

ghostcowboy:

i need a very tiny leash and collar so i can walk my alcohol molecule

officialvonkarma:

imdrinkingyour-milkshake:

medusabraids:

jk rowling’s at it again